I used to work with a guy who was only a little over 5 foot tall. He acted really cocky and one day he explained to me that when someone is that short and acts that cocky then others assume he must know some sort of martial arts so nobody messes with you.
Templo S.U.D. about 3 years ago
you’re sure complicating things, Poncho
Algolei I about 3 years ago
Snake Plissken meets Sheldon Cooper.
Breadboard about 3 years ago
Poncho do what I said yesterday ;-)
dwane.scoty1 about 3 years ago
Watch it, squirrel! That fanny pack could hold a Weapon!
Doug K about 3 years ago
Hmm … he wants to seem off-putting by putting on an eye patch and a fanny pack.
This “crazy” act just might work – he definitely seems to be off.
bxclent Premium Member about 3 years ago
white socks and sandals complete the ensemble
Jeffin Premium Member about 3 years ago
Try offgassing. That’s off putting.
RonnieAThompson Premium Member about 3 years ago
Offer him your oops. Offer him some nuts.
WCraft Premium Member about 3 years ago
If you really want to scare him – tie your ears up into a man bun facsimile!
The Orange Mailman about 3 years ago
I used to work with a guy who was only a little over 5 foot tall. He acted really cocky and one day he explained to me that when someone is that short and acts that cocky then others assume he must know some sort of martial arts so nobody messes with you.
JenSolo02 about 3 years ago
Why squirrel speak no definite articles?
Otis Rufus Driftwood about 3 years ago
Crazy is right.