Reality Check by Dave Whamond for June 14, 2021

Well, I didn’t want the stupid upgrade in the first place.

Well, at least it isn’t the blue screen of death.

It’s like they were made for each other.

I need upgrades. All I do is download and offload.

Upgrade descriptions are hilarious … how many times have I read the words “…to clean up …”? Oh, and the words “improve security” …!

How I feel, some mornings.

He may need a reboot to the head.

And then, they make me want to buy the latest and greatest router, and / or change a few arcane settings … just to see if they work, sort of like a guess….

You’re supposed to leave it on overnight – try dreaming.

I thought they said “drains,” and told them I didn’t want any.

Well, the wifi was down.

ditto

This is me.