Strange Brew by John Deering for June 17, 2021

Well, you’ll certainly be a shoo-in at the local KFC!!!

Born To Be Stewed.

And they said I was too chicken to get me a tattoo!

Chikkin Little and the Deth Metal Express front man gets a new tattoo.

“That’s what She said…”

Wouldn’t that be better ink for an apple?

Catch me if you can……

Born to Fry.

Definitely a nugget of truth in that tattoo.

…and the classic: parts is parts

I think he’s going in the wrong direction.

He’d be less likely to get hunted down by KFC or Chick-fil-A if his tattoo read BAD TO THE BONE.

Or is he like Charlie Tuna, so thirsty for the prestige of being selected that he’s willing to sacrifice his life for it?

Nothing to crow about.

I think born tough would have been a better option.