Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for June 23, 2021

Sorry, no.

But my toes aren’t detachable!

There is something about a wagging finger in my face and a voice telling me what to do that causes me to suggest the person take an aerial assault at a motivated piece of dough!

I pick up after my wife more than she does for me

She has a bad back and I dont, seems fair

Men never pick up their stuff. Gerrrrrrrr We are not their mothers or maids.

But, what if I get stuck? Can’t take a chance, Aunty! :D

Toes? What are toes? I haven’t seen mine in decades.

Looks like Walt is getting ready to throw out his back. He’ll pickup something…the bill at the chiropractor.

Garbage left on kitchen counter. Right now the inner seal from a new jar of coffee. It can sit there all day and he won’t see it.

Aunty, I suspect many years ago Walt lost any reasons to impress you.

Impressing Men, #1: Stop nagging for one hour. If your head hasn’t exploded, go for two… ッ

“And now you know how to bow before.”

I wish that worked for my kids.

I never liked the idea of being labeled a “nag” for encouraging a passably neat household. So I made the decision to stay single. Great decision! ♡