Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for June 29, 2021

Umm…and that helps me how?

I could ask the same question as blunebottle … “and that helps me how?”

The second part of that statement sounds better if read in a Marge Simpson voice.

“If you reach for the stars, All you’ll get is the stars, But we’ve found a whole new spin! If you reach for the heavens, You’ll get the stars thrown in! anything can happen if you let it . . .” Mary Poppins. Great song!

i can reach for the stars with nary a worry about sagging boobs, thanks…

Wear a better bra?

But what about yours Aunty? It seems you would have to reach to the next galaxy.

As my late brother in law said: “At my age, anything above the waist is considered ‘perky’”.

I’ve been lifting weights (on doctor’s recommendation), and I hope the results I’m seeing are the build up of my pectoral muscles, rather than just the usual 67 year old man boobs.

Yeah, I hate when my boobs sag. Especially when I’m not wearing a shirt and you can see my hairy chest…

We’ve seen you boobs. I doubt that will help much with you.

A truly sad sag-a, Aunty!

Lifts your boobs, so everyone can see your upper arm flab better.

And, the world will be better for this,

That one man, scorned and covered with scars,

Still strove, with his last ounce of courage,

To Reach the Unreachable - Boobs?

The only way I got mine lifted was by breast cancer. Not an ideal situation. It’s wasted on me because I no longer have a husband to enjoy it.

Unfortunately for AA, that space ship already sailed