Close to Home by John McPherson for July 11, 2021

Hope Bleeb doesn’t get sunburned.

Bleeb is getting a nice sunyellow.

Must be a Your-a-peein beach. Just go in the water like everyone else.

It’s a trick to bury you in the sand.

Ya hurry up because that cat’s got to go.

Custom work takes time. If you’re in such a hurry you should have picked one of those off the truck models.

Bleeb is chillin, man

Look at the woman in yellow; she knows what to do.

Welcome back from vacation, John.

What’s the problem….ya got the whole ocean to go in.

Dweeb is going to sunburn his chip ! Ah,ha,ha, snort !

Deserves the discomfort, she does. The entire ocean, or lake, or whatever is right there. Come on!

“WAIT!! This door is just a towel!”

GOOGLE THE STORY OF THE MATHIS BROTHERS GERBIL

Do like my avatar does. Pop a squat and go in the sand.

Go ahead already, there’s sufficient coverage. Tee hee, I said head.

Hi Little Alien Dude!! Hi Everyone! Glad to see you again, Bleeb!

At first I thought it was a blow-up beach potty, like a bouncy castle. This is worse! :)

They might want to move that blanket back a bit further from the water’s edge. A good wave is going to also provide a flush system for the potty.

The lifeguard needs to approve that sand port-a-potty before it can be used.

Bleeb’s so cute on his little towel. And, is he wearing sunglasses?

If Bleeb gets a tan we won’t recognize him.

“ Not so fast, we still have to install the pay meter. You have money, right?”

Bleeb’s back! Happy day!