One day after school many years ago one of my daughters told me that if they had cell phones Romeo and Juliet would not have had to end the way it did. (If you don’t know how it ends, I’m not going to spoil it for you)
“Romeo, oh Romeo wherefor art … wait what is that cat? Is there a mouse? Run dear mouse, RUN, NO!!! Ah, so passes the preciousness of life. Indeed I see that love holds no candle to the preciousness of life. Another plan …” Scratch has a point. I’ve never liked Romeo and Juliet. A good distraction could have worked.
ronaldspence over 3 years ago
Scratch like Ro Meow better than Juliet
STEPUP over 3 years ago
Always thinking of his gut!!!
A Common 'tator over 3 years ago
Does Nate do the voices ?
Dirty Dragon over 3 years ago
“Avast, what creature through yonder window breaks? It is a mouse, and Scratch is getting mooned.”
tremaine53 over 3 years ago
Louie can’t figure out what “wherefore art thou” means.
LupisLight over 3 years ago
This is Shakespeare, Scratch, not Tom & Jerry!
Ed The Red Premium Member over 3 years ago
I don’t think cats do long, drawn-out romantic tragedies. Your typical cat is more a “love ‘em and leave ‘em” type.
Serial Pedant over 3 years ago
I was gonna utter that. Really.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 3 years ago
Good morning Crew! Did you see me waving back roaming? ;-)
Teto85 Premium Member over 3 years ago
One day after school many years ago one of my daughters told me that if they had cell phones Romeo and Juliet would not have had to end the way it did. (If you don’t know how it ends, I’m not going to spoil it for you)
Thinkingblade over 3 years ago
“Romeo, oh Romeo wherefor art … wait what is that cat? Is there a mouse? Run dear mouse, RUN, NO!!! Ah, so passes the preciousness of life. Indeed I see that love holds no candle to the preciousness of life. Another plan …” Scratch has a point. I’ve never liked Romeo and Juliet. A good distraction could have worked.
Bilan over 3 years ago
In Scratch’s version, Juliet sniffed catnip to appear in a delirious stupor and then thinking she was mad, Romeo took rat poison.
rwg1957rwg over 3 years ago
Will the owner of an obnoxious cat please come claim your property?
dosbears Premium Member over 3 years ago
Yeah dude, maybe add a bear!
Shikamoo Premium Member over 3 years ago
There’s enough drama in Romeo and Juliet without adding a cat.
Good evening, Crew!
rgcviper over 3 years ago
Writing to please different audiences is not as easy as it sounds/seems. And, yes, I speak from experience.
Happy Friday, Crew.