Reminds me of a trip to the ER. I had stubbed my toe. The doctor treating me was Russian. He stared, and stared. He finally said, “What did you stub it with? I do not see stub hole. Did you stub it with a knife?” I had to explain “stub”to him.
I stubbed my toes for years without any ill effects (other than the pain). Then I developed osteoporosis (yes, men get it too). So far three broken toes and counting. I don’t take my size 13 shoes off at the door, and I don’t care whose house it is.
That reminds me of the time that I accidentally banged my foot against our rocking chair and broke the toenail on my big toe. Also, you’re really enjoying Jon’s misery, aren’t you, Garfield?
yeah…my mother is a SPECIALIST OF THAT. we keep on telling her to wear steel toes shoes or stop trying to fight with the sofa and such. because she ALWAYS LOSES!
When my boys were little, I went to clean off their trays and caught my pinky toe on one of the legs. dislocated that little bugger. Hurt really bad and I cussed up a blue streak.
We have night lights everywhere. We have dark cats: one tuxedo and one black cat, plus a lighter calico tabby Siamese (mutt) who thinks she’s a speed bump.
salemadar_pete_11 over 3 years ago
And this little piggy went to the CORNER… ! Ha ha
Templo S.U.D. over 3 years ago
Where is that flippin’ light switch?!
codycab over 3 years ago
It’s not even THAT dark.
arjun.shriv over 3 years ago
Jon’s probably not heard of night lamps.
BJ40 over 3 years ago
Accidents will ALWAYS happen in the home.
hariseldon59 over 3 years ago
Classic Jon.
jennifer.usher over 3 years ago
Reminds me of a trip to the ER. I had stubbed my toe. The doctor treating me was Russian. He stared, and stared. He finally said, “What did you stub it with? I do not see stub hole. Did you stub it with a knife?” I had to explain “stub”to him.
su43dipta over 3 years ago
Human toes can see (furniture) in the dark.
salemadar_pete_11 over 3 years ago
Thank you to all of the men and women fighting wildfires.
Charlie Fogwhistle over 3 years ago
I stubbed my toes for years without any ill effects (other than the pain). Then I developed osteoporosis (yes, men get it too). So far three broken toes and counting. I don’t take my size 13 shoes off at the door, and I don’t care whose house it is.
Mimerio over 3 years ago
Soon Jon’s going to be lack-toes intolerant
deojaideep aka Courage over 3 years ago
Seriously, those little things hurt like hell if you bump them, especially for a couple more days, if you have Hemophilia like me.
pcolli over 3 years ago
Turn the light on – open your eyes.
Sanspareil over 3 years ago
Put on slippers or shoes or concrete galoshes!
cdillon85 over 3 years ago
Something I heard Mark Lowry mention in the ’80s, “Toes are to help you find furniture in the dark.”
BJ40 over 3 years ago
Is Jon part of that band … BOOM … CRASH … OPERA ?
Troglodyte over 3 years ago
Jon still has trouble finding his feet, leave alone his toes!
Mario500 over 3 years ago
(senses an announcement of public service regarding “TOES” in this cartoon)
Johnny Appleseed over 3 years ago
Oh yes that is so annoying
in.amongst over 3 years ago
Somehow “OWW” does not feel adequate to encompass the grief.
nosirrom over 3 years ago
Until you have children. Then they become Lego finders.
gsawyer101 over 3 years ago
soles — nature’s Lego finder
jnacombs over 3 years ago
Ain’t it the truth!
Goat from PBS over 3 years ago
The easiest solution to this is to remove all the furniture.
Amra Leo over 3 years ago
We see quite well in the dark…
mail2jbl over 3 years ago
Truer words were never spoken.
CaveCat87 over 3 years ago
That reminds me of the time that I accidentally banged my foot against our rocking chair and broke the toenail on my big toe. Also, you’re really enjoying Jon’s misery, aren’t you, Garfield?
karmakat01 over 3 years ago
yeah…my mother is a SPECIALIST OF THAT. we keep on telling her to wear steel toes shoes or stop trying to fight with the sofa and such. because she ALWAYS LOSES!
Nate Wright (Mischief God) over 3 years ago
I’m guessing that’s Odie?
SteveLederman over 3 years ago
Toes don’t find furniture. Furniture finds toes.
geese28 over 3 years ago
As well as the shins…
JD'Huntsville'AL over 3 years ago
I think MOST people know their own homes well enough to be able to navigate it in the dark without running into things.
donwestonmysteries over 3 years ago
Oh, Man that hurts. Little toe on corner of hardwood bed frame in the dark. Broken toe?
blakerl over 3 years ago
Donk ! OWW! Alexa turn on the lights.
Natarose over 3 years ago
When my boys were little, I went to clean off their trays and caught my pinky toe on one of the legs. dislocated that little bugger. Hurt really bad and I cussed up a blue streak.
FreyjaRN Premium Member over 3 years ago
We have night lights everywhere. We have dark cats: one tuxedo and one black cat, plus a lighter calico tabby Siamese (mutt) who thinks she’s a speed bump.
DEACON FRED over 3 years ago
That’s why I wear house shoes!!
Katzi428 over 3 years ago
BTDT ..Found out I can curse in 7 different languages!
AndyMoser over 3 years ago
I’ve got my toes in some dark clay, a$$ in the sand, and a cold beer in my hand. Life is good today. #toesmusic #zacbrownband :)
bluei.mckechnie about 3 years ago
it doesn’t happen just at night! Mornings too ;P