Brevity by Dan Thompson for June 23, 2021

Staste Pub

Hope he can stick with it ’til then…

A friend of mine was once in a panic because she thought a prospective employer had asked her to bring an old paste-up and she didn’t know what that was.

Is that where they make pasties? (and I don’t mean the edible kind)

Could he use his Paste Stub to buy a Paste Tub?

a gig at the glue factory is nothing to sniff at…

He’ll be hollering “UHU!” at his co-workers in no time!

No horsing around either, or you’ll get booted.

He’ll get paid if he sticks around.

Soon he’ll be the caulk of the walk.

Just remember the reason the job was open was because the previous employee got sticky fingers and had to be let go!

I’m reading a good book about paste, and now I can’t put it down. : D

This cartoonist must’ve been at a cartoonists symposium and got to near Stephen Pastis. Apparently, trying to be punny is catching.