That’s a piddling offer.
At lawyer rates, that amounts to two seconds of eye contact from the receptionist.
“OK…the legal advice is ‘No, you can’t use our bathroom.’ That’ll be thirty-five cents, please…”
I was just telling the kids about stores that had pay toilets…
If you sign these 35 documents first, in triplicate….
35¢ of advice? Plead insanity.
You’d have to pay that much just to get that question answered.
If the law firm charged $100/hour for legal advice, that would give you about 13-seconds to do your business. Better make it quick! :)
Until recently, finding a bathroom along a long walk has been a serious problem. I would, however, have tried small food stores of various kinds. Even then, 35 cents wouldn’t buy much of a snack.
I’ve dealt with a couple of lawyers whose time wasn’t worth the quarter.
November 07, 2013
Superfrog over 3 years ago
That’s a piddling offer.
Ratkin Premium Member over 3 years ago
At lawyer rates, that amounts to two seconds of eye contact from the receptionist.
Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr. over 3 years ago
“OK…the legal advice is ‘No, you can’t use our bathroom.’ That’ll be thirty-five cents, please…”
Detroit Dan over 3 years ago
I was just telling the kids about stores that had pay toilets…
raybarb44 over 3 years ago
If you sign these 35 documents first, in triplicate….
kartis over 3 years ago
35¢ of advice? Plead insanity.
mistercatworks over 3 years ago
You’d have to pay that much just to get that question answered.
ScratchyPDX over 3 years ago
If the law firm charged $100/hour for legal advice, that would give you about 13-seconds to do your business. Better make it quick! :)
chromosome Premium Member over 3 years ago
Until recently, finding a bathroom along a long walk has been a serious problem. I would, however, have tried small food stores of various kinds. Even then, 35 cents wouldn’t buy much of a snack.
tinstar over 3 years ago
I’ve dealt with a couple of lawyers whose time wasn’t worth the quarter.