Herman by Jim Unger for June 28, 2021

At least they’re birds. Scorpion smugglers can be a pain — literally.

Was Pandora’s name on the side?

He should have sent that by Air Mail.

The multi tasking magician’s luggage.

They’re the dreaded needle-nose flyers….they do sting.

It’s not often that you wish you had opened a can of worms (instead).

SURPRISE!! I was delivering them to the zoo. Now I have to round them up all over again.

But that’s his custom.

Holy crap!

And now 23 magicians won’t have a bird to pull out of their hat, sleeve, wherever.

Good one! I’ll try that line next time I’m going through customs…

I told you I am a magician on my way to a performance.

At least it wasn’t a can of worms.

Now he can say he got the bird, while at work.

This inspection has taken a tern for the wurst!

Recently a person was caught smuggling birds by sticking the poor things in hair curlers. A certain amount of dead birds was considered acceptable. Whatever penalty he gets will not be enough.

What a fiendish plot! This guy is clearly smuggling drugs inside the birds!