Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 03, 2021

“Ought to correct”

Beach bawl

Beach trowel

I’d like to know what the toad is high on.

The cartoonist has made these bad puns on porpoise.

Wad in the ocean up to your waist?

Eww, that wasn’t a mistake.

I love a good pun, it gives the imagination a good workout.

How about a Tropical Depression?

ha, those are funny. :D

the worst is a hawaiian pinch…

The sun has been screaming at us for a solid week. Looking forward some cooler temperatures.

When driving to the shore, “That sunny beach just cut me off!”

Did you realized that that is Steven SeaGull in the bottom right scene?

Gall: bold and impudent behavior.“the bank had the gall to demand a fee”

I was told to saturate bread in vodka and feed it to all the shore birds at the beach, getting them really drunk.

Thst way, i leave no tern unstoned.

If I see a giant toad at the shore this weekend, I ain’t NEVER going back!!

Otto Connect can be a beach

Sea gall says.. If you can’t sand the heat, get outta here!

Great jokes for us buoys and gulls!

The toad one is my favorite.

The High Toad one reminds me of the book “The World According to Garp”. His son always thought he was telling him to beware of the Under Toad, rather than the undertow. LOL