Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for June 28, 2021

Nice to see we’re willing to work with other life forms in the future. Most Sci-Fi that come to mind have insect like life forms as one of the opposing factions.

That’s a pretty generous time-off policy.

Dang. Yahoo mail isn’t what it used to be. What, no Yahoo Messenger?

Man, the ship is about to get NOISY… :D

Not a well cada?

Ctrl-A, Del.

Don’t get me started on the spam folder

Man, I can’t wait to get off work so I can catch the latest episode of “Everyone Loves Raymond.”

Where there is one CICADA there will be thousands, the R.U. Sirius is in a lot of trouble.

Just think, 3 more yrs and retirement!

Hmmmm…dial up seems to be working pretty fast today! But my AOL password isn’t working…

“Wow! There sure are a lot of offers to make my peonies bigger!”

“Psst, that word is not ‘peonies’…”

(⚆﹏ʖ ⚆)

“She’s been underground for awhile”….posing as a grub.

She must be one of those Magicicadas.

I’d think the cicadas are too busy mating to check their e-mail.

Maybe checking their Tinder apps…

She must have used up a lot of future vacation time.

Hope you like spam.

Amazing that no one noticed that she had jaws instead of mandibles while she was working underground.

In my area at least, the cicadas have petered out.

17 year cicadas have RED EYES.

Nice to see the flexibility in nominative determinism (or to put it another way, more cancel culture, lefty radical cr@p.Crewman…. She