F Minus by Tony Carrillo for July 25, 2021

Chocolate wine?

Gosh. Is that the time?

I’d wear one that said “4:30 Time for Wapner” but I’m afraid it would go over too many millennial heads.

I resemble that

You don’t have to go home, people, but you can’t stay here.

Take her hand and say “it’s 9:30 somewhere”

I knew a guy who would put on his pajamas when he wanted people to go home.

“Dear, let’s go to bed. These people might want to go home.”

No problem at all. Just keep the noise down a bit when I go to bed. Oh, by the way, did I tell you that I go to bed at 9:30pm?…..

We had friends once who had a bunch of us over. About 9 they said, “Well, let’s go to bed so these good people can go home.” And they did. They went into their room and shut the door. We all thought it was a joke, bt they never came backu out.

I usually get to bed between 2:00 and 3:00 a.m.

the back of the t-shirt says ‘a.m.’…

I’ve met that guy. And I’ve been that guy.