Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for July 01, 2021

The dragons were metaphors anyway.

Is it spinning wheels?

“Is that Excalibur in your armor, or…”

So what is it (according to the strip)?

It’s those royal frogs, right?

How come their eyes are at the top of their foreheads?

It’s those birds and bees …

Yes. You needs to worries about them barbarian invaders who will carries you away with other things they loots and pillages.

It’s what the knights expect, after saving you from the dragons.

All those so-called, “Prince Charmings”, for one…

My mother told me that I might have a couple of bad knights.

No, it’s the heartbreak of psoriasis !

It’s the “Sir Lancelots” she has to worry about…

Excuse me for a minute. I’ve got to drain the dragon!

It is one eyed snakes. They cause you to ruin your figure and then you have responsibilities for 18 years after.

It’s that prick at the “Spinning Wheel” (Cheech& Chong)

He’s named Prince Charming not Prince Faithful.

Men or politicians? Or both?

Cosby?

Nope. It’s dragon breath!

Time to discus…The Curse.

Well, in the original Sleeping Beauty she wakes up while giving birth a certain number of months after the prince came to defeat the evil stepmother.

Keep an eye on that woodcutter.