Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for September 26, 2021

Not a “hip hip” hooray moment.

Reading this over breakfast, good stuff…..

“I can’t shoot, I’m afraid of hitting Korak! Who isn’t actually by the hippos yet – he’s swimming out… Meanwhile I’m perfectly happy to be take the risk of hitting Anne – who is right in the middle of where I’m firing.”

Why rescue a fool, Korak? Nobody sane would try a stupid and dangerous stunt like that around any animals. Swim away and save yourself, oh son of Tarzan!

If Machado was smart he would keep filming. No matter how it turns out it will make great footage!

Mike Machado’s script: “And then my rival for Anne’s affection took a bullet and died, making me feel happy!”

Keep shooting the BB gun, we have seen this type of fire power month ago.

Unfortunately for Korak, the largest hippo was also named Anne.

Would a bullet from that little gun do anything more than annoy a hippo?

Has that dumb blonde bimbo twit grown a mustache in panel 2? If so it would be an improvement! Go HIPPOS, GO!!

I think Anne might have made those hippos mad.

Give it at least a couple more seconds before you panic…There. Now you can panic.

By all means save Ingrid-Anne, Korak, Son of Tarzan! She is the only saving grace of this dumb story (and that, only because she looks good in a bikini). Mike Machado, on the other hand, is ultimately expendable and might make nice Hippo Chowder….

If you are firing something heavy enough to bother a hippo, gonna be pretty hard to stay in an inflatable raft… recoil can be a witch.