Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for March 22, 2022

“Fright” Club.

Silence, foolish mortals! And listen to the God in the skies. He orders you both to dig some pits in his honour. Now get to work, foolish mortals, and save your souls!

let us unite to do whatever the guy on the rope says! it’ll be better than sitting on big animals in the middle of the earth in someone’s entirely believable fantasy

As the verbal fight continues, Tarzan is swinging on the rope leisurely, enjoying the show…

Innes may have drove them away but now he’s rowing the Sagoths back.

At least now they are talking instead of throwing spears.

Amazing illustration! Notice tusk around head of huge lizard with Tarzan on rope above.

“Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!”

All gibberish and no action males this a very dull story, plus where are all of the scantily-clad females…….auditioning for “The Bachelor”?

This may be the most WTF panel in the history of comics.

That guy is a LYING DOG-FACED PONY SOLDIER. SO THERE!

To recap: I misunderstand you, you misunderstand me, so instead of talking about it and meeting in the middle, let’s all kill each other! According to world leaders everywhere, a perfectly logical solution to any problem.

“Our civilization is wholly dependent on one man. The rest of us are too stupid to make any decisions.”

“Can’t argue with that. You may pass.”

How about 10 rounds of boxing, Queensbury rules?

Look! Spiderman in his classic pose.

Oh, wait, that’s Tarzan … is there a difference?

Six of one and a half-dozen of the other. Why bother yourself, “Cloud Dweller”?