Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for March 30, 2022

Primitive “surges”.

More like paranoïa

I get the feeling this lad is not going to last long, maybe till after breakfast……

So, them guards was in the bushes all the while watching these two…er…having fun, eh.

“With sword and pistol by my side Many a young maid lost her baubles to my trade Many a soldier shed his life blood on my blade…”

His name is Guards? Don’t I feel stupid. I’ve been calling him Tarzan. Maybe his full name is Tarzan Guards?

So the guy has a pistol by his side and he calls for the guards to do the shooting? He can’t do it himself? Boy, talk about being “entitled”. I wonder if he calls in a “stunt double” to have sex with the girl as well.

Well, well! Since you get one in da yap by Will Smith when making “fun” about his lady’s hairdo I would not recommend to do this with this mono-brow guy…

Rats! Arrested by the National Hockey Goalies Association again!

“No, no. My name is not ‘Gardz Shootem’. It’s ‘Tarzan’.”

Stupid idiot

So now Tarzan wants to addressed as…….“GUARDS”? Those Flash Gordon-types get uglier with each passing episode and that female (?) has interesting ear-muffs….UGH!

If only! They could put this wretched story out of its misery….