Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for April 01, 2022

Gets right to the “point”.

Shooting at such a short range and missing him again. Also they is risking shooting their boss guy. What a maroons!

That’s comics ! What will happens if the hero is killed ?

Shooting so close to the queen? Bad idea. Two for something’s breakfast. But since they have all discharged their matchlocks, actually that pistol looks like a flintlock, no matter, all the weapons are empty in any case.

Harry Callahan: “I know what you’re thinking. ‘Did he fire six shots or only five’? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, i kind of lost track myself. But being that this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: ‘Do I feel lucky?’ Well, do ya, punk?”

The Gang That Couldn’t Shoot Straight.

Crocodiles will eat good tonight, freshly whipped body guards a la king.

Watch the eyebrows! Not in the eyebrows!

From the looks of this guy, the guards will be only too glad to keep holding their weapons. They never liked him anyway.

Storm troopers

Panel 2, Tarzan says work less on the eyebrows and more on the breath.

“You mean the man who regularly beats us? Give us a moment…”

Good thing that shot missed Tarzan’s perfect hair and who really cares if that ugly savage man-thing dies? Meanwhile sexy miss furry ears is still rolling around in the grass looking for some fun!

We don’t really like him that much anyway!

Be careful, Tarzan! The Academy will discipline you severely! Use your words!