Oh, Roag, you poor fool. You gotta check your dastardly work thoroughly, dude. The ape-man is only mostly dead. Tarzan and his sinewy thews will be back in action in three frames, or less. And then it will be curtains for you, pal.
No Jit, this is sadly the last episode of Tarzan. That’s how he dies. And then David Innes and his Queen are horribly killed by the monkey head guys, and Korak dies when, to escape from his depression over Tarzan’s death, he goes on The Masked Singer and…dies of shame. . .You know ERB gave Tarzan immortality in one of the novels. Something to do with a potion or drink from a magic fountain, I think it was at Opar…
I suppose the simple-minded twit with the furry earmuffs won’t have time to assemble her travel wardrobe in her Louis Vuitton suitcases. If Tarzan take a dive it won’t be long before unibrowed traitor Roag will be getting his haircut and shave jungle-style starting at his throat!
SHAKEDOWNVILLE over 2 years ago
“Ape rape”.
Emile Schwarz over 2 years ago
It is clear now!
BigDaveGlass over 2 years ago
To get some breakfast. I’m hungry. And you better remind the Sogath to re-load his matchlock. I have a feeling you are going to need it…….
Old Comic Strip Lover over 2 years ago
It’s going to take more than a pop gun like that to do away with Tarzan.
jtt over 2 years ago
Oh, Roag, you poor fool. You gotta check your dastardly work thoroughly, dude. The ape-man is only mostly dead. Tarzan and his sinewy thews will be back in action in three frames, or less. And then it will be curtains for you, pal.
JohnShirley1 over 2 years ago
No Jit, this is sadly the last episode of Tarzan. That’s how he dies. And then David Innes and his Queen are horribly killed by the monkey head guys, and Korak dies when, to escape from his depression over Tarzan’s death, he goes on The Masked Singer and…dies of shame. . .You know ERB gave Tarzan immortality in one of the novels. Something to do with a potion or drink from a magic fountain, I think it was at Opar…
anomaly over 2 years ago
Go? Isn’t this the best time to take the city?
profkatz over 2 years ago
I suppose the simple-minded twit with the furry earmuffs won’t have time to assemble her travel wardrobe in her Louis Vuitton suitcases. If Tarzan take a dive it won’t be long before unibrowed traitor Roag will be getting his haircut and shave jungle-style starting at his throat!
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 2 years ago
An appropriate song for Tarzan, more or less:
“This time it’s goodbye trouble
I feel the light at the end of this tunnel
I get stronger with every step
Come H.ll, come high water
You push on me I’m going to push back harder
I got a whole lot more than a little bit left
Oh, so don’t put dirt on my grave just yet
Oh, don’t put dirt on my grave just yet"
Don’t Put Dirt on My Grave Just Yet By: Caitlyn Elizabeth Smith / Trenton Kelly Dabbs