Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for July 16, 2022

But first. Breakfast…..

Black clouds that bring love and thunder, eh, Thoar.

Is Thoar speaking English? When Innes hit Pelucider he didn’t speak Gilak. Tarzan arrives and he speaks fluent Sagoth and Gilak? I mean, Tarzan is much smarter in the books than most of the movies, but he had to learn languages (although he usually picked them up pretty fast).

No Sagoth word for “rain” .

TarGash said “six hands? But there’s only three of us! Try to trick TarGash with fancy Gilak math!”

Let us compare our fabulous manhood over fresh turkey breakfast, followed by a campfire circle-jerk! Coming down next a Noah’s Ark flood……I hope these “six hands” can swim…….

Six hands are better than four, as long as you have at least five winning hands.

Water evaporates because it has some hotter molecules. Water vapor rises because it is lighter than air. As it rises, it radiates thermal energy into space and cools down. Cooled water vapor condenses to form clouds which are composed of water and or ice which is heavier than air and tend to fall eventually.

In Pellucidar, there is no space to radiate heat out to and the higher you get, the closer you are to the central sun….never mind.

Giant turkey. It’s what’s for breakfast.

Oh, mush. Seriously?!