Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for December 25, 2022

Allegedly, that slain crocodile was “repurposed” for food & leather goods.

(And that’s the ending when James Cameron would have written it:)

LARSON: What did he just say?

WOLF: He said there’s a storm coming in.

LARSON: [sighs] I know. (And should Mel Brooks decide to contribute) Tarzan ate a full can of beans

Better cook that croc quick then…….

So ya means there be things such as good storms too, eh Tarzan?

Wolf, D’Arnot and Tarzan get a man’s job. Larson gets the sissy work.

MERRY CHRISTMAS TRIBEMATES!!!

Tarzan! You trust that idiot Swede Larson to peg the tents down firmly? Remember what happened to Dorothy’s house in the Wizard of Oz? It’s going to happen again, but this time in the swampy jungle! Question is: Who’s getting blown away?

Especially make sure Letha’s pegged down or her skirt may fly away.

Weather forecaster extraordinary.

Bad moon’s on the rise?