Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for January 02, 2023

You can always depend upon “monks”.

Should have used gorilla tactics to begin with…….

Fine! Now let’s celebrate our deal with a famoly sized lasagne “alla bolganise”…

“Sounds like grunts? ’Cause it IS grunts!”, Tarzan howled. “Now – please! – can somebody tell that gorilla to get his #%÷× foot off my groin?”

It helps to be the sort of person who keeps their word, so that you get a reputation for that.

Tarzan later made a fortune by being the first person selling cryptocurrency to gorillas.

It all sounds like just grunts to me.

I’m surprised Tarzan just didn’t bribe him with a banana.

The Bolgani probably has a name, Tarzan was a bit rude with that “psst Bolgani” intro.

Tarzan, give your word, and you’ll be free!

A good reputation is a valuable thing, not to be thrown away carelessly.

That was a great idea tying up ape man but letting him talks to apes and turns them against yourself, General.

Always talk to your animal friends.

It can’t hurt….