Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for May 27, 2023

He could use a “Sprint” right about now.

So many maroons with spears but yet not one throws em? How this dim guys even survive as civilization so far?

So, Tarz is just going to steal their big diamond? (or whatever it is)

Gotta take a look at the father of diamonds soon. I want to see if I’m right…..

So there’s the senoot: an old Santa’s sleigh from the Macy’s parade. And here comes the sack of…something.

Tarzan looks like all the alcohol and cigarettes between panels is getting to him.

Don’t bother googling “senoot”. A big lot of nothing.

I wonder if he’ll [POOT!] when he jumps for the Senoot…

(That toot would be a hoot!)

Otamu’s plan better work, whatever it is, or he is going to be labeled as a traitor by Tira.

The floor of that senoot is covered with the nose pickings of those disappeared senoot “guards”…..UGH! Now Tarzan will let loose that golden orb like a discus which will slice horney Queen Tira right down her middle! No more wild hot fun nights for you nasty Tira!!

Otamu cried “On Donner! On Blitzen!” and the senoot took to the air.

“….and missed. This concludes all Tarzan tales.”