Dem Unga-Bungas don’ like it when dem white-boy elephant riders “steal” their women. So nows Tarzan and his crew will face the boilin’ stew pot with all those collards, black-eyed peas, and marrow bones fer the big she-bang pull-’em apart dinner. Better git yer orders in before all dem gud pieces are gone…wanna breast, wanna a thigh, wanna leg, wanna head and best of all want some ribs?
Well, if somebody stole your precious little sweet pea, you’d be more than a bit grumpy, too. I guess we gotta cut ol’ Hemaku a little slack. Not that it will help Tarzan and the boys when they are being baked to a delicate crunch. ;-)
So far this is almost the “Tarzan’s Quest” (where he discovers the pills that help him stay young) All it needs now is for Jane to be in a plane crash and also get captured by the Kohrian.
Of course the tribe of white savages in the book are the Kavuru, not the Kohrian’s but ERB was notorious for reusing his plots for various media.
SHAKENDOWNVILLE about 1 year ago
People trafficking is punishable with more “subplots”.
DaveG1960 about 1 year ago
Not really open to persuading is he? This comes from not having your breakfast……
Gent about 1 year ago
Ah the old get captured and then escapes trick again eh Tarzan.
Polsixe about 1 year ago
DEath by Boola Boola !
General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member about 1 year ago
Flayed alive by the light of the moon .
Out of the Past about 1 year ago
The old tomorrow night routine. These death penalty cases always give you plenty of time to escape.
profkatz about 1 year ago
Dem Unga-Bungas don’ like it when dem white-boy elephant riders “steal” their women. So nows Tarzan and his crew will face the boilin’ stew pot with all those collards, black-eyed peas, and marrow bones fer the big she-bang pull-’em apart dinner. Better git yer orders in before all dem gud pieces are gone…wanna breast, wanna a thigh, wanna leg, wanna head and best of all want some ribs?
jtt about 1 year ago
Well, if somebody stole your precious little sweet pea, you’d be more than a bit grumpy, too. I guess we gotta cut ol’ Hemaku a little slack. Not that it will help Tarzan and the boys when they are being baked to a delicate crunch. ;-)
Old Comic Strip Lover about 1 year ago
Wait, the guy that hit Tarzan on the head. Was he wearing a French Gendarme uniform?
Gent about 1 year ago
“Now, Chief, you is mistaken. Those is North Kohrian. We is South Kohrian. We good guys, see?”
David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction about 1 year ago
This is the danger when all white people look alike to someone else. You get blamed for their wrongs. Good thing WE would never do anything like that.
ChessPirate about 1 year ago
“Heavily upon the head”… Must have been a fat-head.
(≖_ʖ ≖)
prrdh about 1 year ago
“OK if we steal some boys, then?”
h.v.greenman about 1 year ago
So far this is almost the “Tarzan’s Quest” (where he discovers the pills that help him stay young) All it needs now is for Jane to be in a plane crash and also get captured by the Kohrian.
Of course the tribe of white savages in the book are the Kavuru, not the Kohrian’s but ERB was notorious for reusing his plots for various media.
prrdh about 1 year ago
Chief, you need to put a ‘surely’ before ‘die’ to make that last sentence scan right.
Sisyphos about 1 year ago
Tarzan ain’t no Human Trafficker, Hemanu….