Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for August 29, 2023

The days of “whine” & roses never end in this gulag.

Oh he gonna pay sooner or later for all his wongdoings.

Who’s next on the chopping list?

Hai Karate !

Everybody was Kung Fu Fightin’… Who knew that Wong was actually a Shaolin Monk on vacation?

Holy St. Patrick! You #@%x&!

Well that’s going to leave a mark!

Wong has burned that bridge!

Karate… chop!!! I love how Dr. Wong’s character has evolved of the course of this adventure. He started out as a dweebish academic. Now he’s an evil Kung Fu master. He’ll no doubt end up as a Sith Lord, right before he gets tossed on Merala’s big barbecue pit. Karma. It’s a female dog.

Wing Chun + Tai Chi + Wong’s own bland of Martial Art = Wong Tai! ☺

Chop-chop goes Wong’s blow on the stupiud spud-eater’s neck! Gyno-Wong is working his way up the chain to get to Merala’s…well, you know…….

“You do not need to punish them, my dear. As you can see I have punished them myself.”

And thus the seeming-bad-guy saved the day!!

Wow, an Asian martial-arts expert. No one could have seen that coming.