Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for September 04, 2023

Gambling on faith with “grotto Lotto”.

So many horizontal pits. Tarzan must be overjoyed. And he no has had to digs em up too.

What I want to know is, how the heck can they see anything with no torches? Bioluminescence?

I was over at RBioN and they were saying how the lion is not the “KING” of the jungle, knowing Tarzan I can see why, any lion living for more than 2 years will be dispatched by Tarzan.

Small muscles, little hair on chest = junior henchman.

Sadly, the guards are lost too.

Tarzan suggests they go all Tin Man and Straw Man on the guards, i.e., beat them up, steal their uniforms, and infiltrate the palace. West points out the singular flaw in the Ape-man’s plan: Betty has no hair on her chest!

“I didn’t remember the ‘Tom Sawyer Cave Adventure’ being so crowded.”

That first guard is coming down with M’lunga’s ever-growing hair disease! I figure he’ll be completely covered next time we see him.

You are in a twisty maze of little passages, all alike.

Amazing maze of tunnels. How fortuitous that the guards and the escapees are converging!