Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for October 07, 2023

Their wretched land will soon become “overthrown” city.

“Gogo Yo Tarzan”, the apeman said, aaand – WHAM! – being slapped down by the mighty trunk of the elephant he continued to sing quite confused in high soprano: “Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go” and fell to the ground…SPLORCH!

Some dogs are not gentle though!

By letting Tarzan near their tantors these fools is dig their own pit.

The last time I shouted “Vando, Tantor!” at an elephant, the keepers had to evacuate the zoo, for everyone’s safety.

They told me they had never seen an elephant ready to POUNCE.

Tusk, tusk. Just look at those bone heads……

OK, now Tarzan and Tantor can run roughshod over these smelly boneheads and save the day! I hope Marala gets hoist on her own petard!

Now to remove those ankle bracelets

Not much challenge subduing a creature chained to the ground.

As gentle as a dog with three hundred pounds of iron on each leg.

Well they can’t escape yet. Tarzan has to kill M’Lunga in the ring.

The treachery of Rutang and M’Lunga is thwarted .

“Go-Go, Yo!” Who does Tarzan think he is…….Rocky?

As long as the dog he has in mind isn’t Commander Biden.

“Hey, guys, what say we blow this joint? I’ll release the shackles.”

Poor Tantor couldn’t do much trampling anyway. Not the way he is chained

The elephant, too.