Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for October 15, 2023

Tarzan has “large” problems with “primitive” buffoons.

Well them pygmies has to eats too ya knows.

She knows what she’s doing, but Tarzan is no fool. They’ll make the crocodiles indisposed.

Now, will these brats annoy the Bandar enough to get pelted with poison arrows?

Stay tuned!

I think I know why Rita’s husband left.

Now Tarzan, not pokes your nose and let Darwin do his thing.

What’s the buzz, Max?

Lovely Rita was nicer when she was a meter maid. Then fame happened…

“OK, lady…”

[SPLASH! SPLASH!]

“…Bring them up your own way…”

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Tarzan saved the brat from the croc?

In the immortal words of General Anthony McAuliffe: Nuts.

Well, at least Tarzan didn’t kill the crocodile who would have made a bloody mess of that snit-nosed brat! Too bad. Maybe the pygmies will haul his nasty butt off and put him in a nice hot boiling cauldron.

Oh! If only it were the Bandar, Phantom’s friends, in the old days referred to as “the poison pygmy people”! Buzz and Max deserve a slow, painful death-by-nerve-toxin. The croc was too good for them!

Sorry, Rita….

I hate to sound prurient but is Tarzan’s loincloth shrinking?