Her one shoulder strap bikini bra and rough-edged thong bottom outfit was duplicated manifold timed on the bodies of 16-year-old to twenty something young ladies all up and down the Jersey shore this past season.
When last we saw Mom, she was wearing shall we say … sensible clothes. That is, if a tank top and shorts are sensible for the jungle. But now that she’s out to rescue her cubs, she has a skimpy leather bikini? Is there a tree top clothing store we didn’t see? Or did Tarzan design and cut these for her? Most artists have drawn much more modest clothes for the females in the Tarzan stories, but Gray Morrow seems to have other ideas.
SHAKEDOWNVILLE 8 months ago
A game of “Grotto Lotto”.
David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction 8 months ago
Whereupon upon a famous African tiger eats them. Well not exactly famous but if they find an African tiger, they will be famous!!
(Not that it will really matter since they will have been eaten.)
in-dubio-pro-rainbow 8 months ago
And Now for Something Completely Different:
CHIEF: (Standing at the mouth of the cave of Caerbannog…uum woe) There he is!
MAX: Where?
CHIEF: There!
MAX: What, behind the rabbit?
CHIEF: It IS the rabbit.
MAX: You silly sod!
CHIEF: What?
MAX: You got us all worked up!
CHIEF: Well, that’s no ordinary rabbit!
BUZZ: Ohh.
CHIEF: That’s the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
Gent 8 months ago
Bedunga? Woetever could it be eh.
martinstevense Premium Member 8 months ago
The beast … that’s us… Or in this case: the 2 youngsters?
bluephrog 8 months ago
Her one shoulder strap bikini bra and rough-edged thong bottom outfit was duplicated manifold timed on the bodies of 16-year-old to twenty something young ladies all up and down the Jersey shore this past season.
General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member 8 months ago
Tarzan leads Rita into Pygmy Territory ? You’d think he would have bragged just a little .
Polsixe 8 months ago
The old scared straight method? These two kids were raised on TV and Mad Magazine, won’t work.
Bubba_Boo Premium Member 8 months ago
Maybe they’ll fall into the be dung a.
profkatz 8 months ago
Hopefully the “Tunnel of Woe” will lead to Dr. Moreau’s “House of Pain” and these two snot-nosed spoiled brats will endue unthinkable torture!
[Unnamed Reader - 96ae98] 8 months ago
When last we saw Mom, she was wearing shall we say … sensible clothes. That is, if a tank top and shorts are sensible for the jungle. But now that she’s out to rescue her cubs, she has a skimpy leather bikini? Is there a tree top clothing store we didn’t see? Or did Tarzan design and cut these for her? Most artists have drawn much more modest clothes for the females in the Tarzan stories, but Gray Morrow seems to have other ideas.