Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for February 06, 2024

One can never be too “fit” to be “tied” up.

Uncle Vinny always said NEVER leave a witness alive. Tarzan never knew Uncle Vinny. So now the fecal matter is about to come in contact with the wind moving device!

Why them big monkeys was not trains Tarzan to ties good knots did they.

Oh, Oh, Trouble brewing. That reminds me, I need another cup of Joe with my breakfast…….

This is why I was surprised Tarzan bothered to tie him up. In the books he wouldn’t have made that mistake.

How does she know? She just showed up with Tarzan.

Tarzan is bad at tying knots? Well, he was never a boy scout.

In spite of his good fortune, the gate guard doesn’t look real happy.

I knew it . Leaving loose ends always makes the knot come undone .

When the guard explains the delay in sounding the alarm to Hassan, at least he’ll have a good excuse: “Sorry, boss, I was tied up. Literally for weeks, while this goofy story arc unfolded. I can’t feel my hands!”

I knew Tarzan should have slitted that first guard’s throat, not the sheeta is about to hit the fan! What exactly is a “go down”…..a house where everyone goes down on each other?

Edgar Rice Burroughs was a Romantic with a very practical side. Tarzan was not Romantic and did not leave live guards behind him.

“….whereupon, when explaining what happened, he was shot for dereliction of duty.”

The guard must be really good at playing Twister.