Is it only me, or is “unsuspecting guard” a contradiction in terms? I mean, what kind of guard thinks to himself, “Yeah, we’re going to feed these two murderous thugs who just killed a bunch of my buddies to the crocs in a couple of hours, and they probably know it, but instead of keeping a sharp eye on them, I’m going to take a nap.”?
SHAKEDOWNCITY 6 months ago
Silent night, “unholy” carnage.
BigDaveGlass 6 months ago
Unconscious? Or did they croak him?
Gent 6 months ago
A tale of croaks n crocs.
LawrenceS 6 months ago
Have the frogmen never had a hostage before, or are they relying on the crocs to do the real guarding?
Out of the Past 6 months ago
This led to a major scandal at city hall, with calls for changes in police policy. Guards are now required to nap facing their prisoners.
NoDice 6 months ago
“Well done, Tarzan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Volthar whispered.
Old Comic Strip Lover 6 months ago
Is that the politically correct term now for a guard who is sleeping? “Unsuspecting guard”?
Thomas 6 months ago
Hmm… wasn’t it too easy to escape?
General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member 6 months ago
I knew Tarzan would come through .
Galimatias 6 months ago
You’re their guest and you kill your protector. You’re not very friendly.
jtt 6 months ago
Is it only me, or is “unsuspecting guard” a contradiction in terms? I mean, what kind of guard thinks to himself, “Yeah, we’re going to feed these two murderous thugs who just killed a bunch of my buddies to the crocs in a couple of hours, and they probably know it, but instead of keeping a sharp eye on them, I’m going to take a nap.”?
profkatz 6 months ago
Tarzan made that croaker’s eyes pop in cel #3! Now into the gilma-infested swampy water for an evening swim………….
anomaly 6 months ago
Tarzan’s contract stipulates that all guards must be sleeping and have their backs toward him when he’s captured.