Kliban by B. Kliban for July 23, 2021

Dentist’s delight!

You have to be careful. You could break some teeth on those.

Be sure you clean them well.

Otherwise you get bullets stuck in your teeth.

I like to take the shells off first,

This is one way to get rid of weapons….it’s a bang up job but some one has to do it…..

Tasty when paired with the caterpillars on their plates…

What wine are they drinking? What goes well with handguns?

I’ll bet a magnum of red wine would go well with the entree’s

The right to bare arms, carried to an extreme.

Like fish, you should clean your guns first.

Gun bones gonna rise.

Tastes like leftover Second Amendment sauce.

Are the guns loaded? Or do they use the bullets for appetizers?