Mannequin on the Moon by Ian Boothby and Pia Guerra for July 01, 2021

I was here a while ago, and had nothing. Figured I’d come back later and get some ideas from comments, but alas, still nothing. SO – guess what – nothing plus nothing equals nothing. Good-Bye.

“Can you read back the defendant’s last statement?”

“I then proceeded to the bank where I withdrew $50 to pay for lunch. I thought that would be enough, even though I was eating in town. I then went to the dry cleaners where I …

LEEEEROOOOY JENKINS

…picked up my shirts. Once again they had overstarched them. I had had enough of this [expletive deleted] and pulled out my Smith & Wesson and started laying waste to the…."

CSI Poltergeist?

So she’s a ghostwriter. What’s new about that?

Is she commenting on her own taking of initiative, or is she reading back from the record?

Just wait until Bigfoot shows up, then things really get exciting.

That creative writing course she’s taking is stimulating her imagination.

I guess she worked at Fox News before this.

“The ghost confesses in the final scene.”