B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for July 04, 2021

Thor: “So…I guess that used to be B.C. down there?”

Peter: “Yep. he lit the big one. Then he bit the big one. Happy Fourth.”

All fireworks are banned here save for public displays because of the drought and recent high temps. But knowing the idiots here, they will flout the ban anyway.

I remember my brother trying to take one of those in the butt one year. This was before Paul and Storm wrote and preformed the “Ten Finger Johnny” some for the Bob and Tom show. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jz3XBJQjfk

In golf you are supposed to replace all your divots. Shouldn’t they have to do the same?

Does that make Peter the blond bomb site?

Firecrackers? No sir … don’t like ’em!

Still celebrating that 2020 is really over?

There are idiots every where! There’s one idiot who has been blowing off fireworks now for over 2-3 months @ 10:00 PM! …..can’t fix stupid!

He was just working for the crater good.

awesome!

Don’t burn down your homes!

He didn’t kill anyone and he has all his fingers soooo, I’m thinking it was a success. Happy 4th!!

Has quality gone down? I remember hardly ever having a dud in a typical dozen gross pack of bottle rockets. (1728 BRs – fun for a whole weekend.)

Vot a nut dat Verner iss!

Happy 4th of July from Arizona!

And then there are the gender reveal idiots.

Happy 4th to all. And be thankful we reached that milestone early in our history. Many countries have never approached the same freedoms that we have enjoyed for these 242 years.

must be my neighbors

Expecting my neighborhood to sound like a war zone tonight and to find burnt out fireworks in my front and backyard tomorrow.

A lot crazy if you ask me!!!

Astronomers say the big one should arrive soon.

I’m absolutely AMAZED that we didn’t get any fireworks going off on the second and third. Last year they were going off for a week before and a week after the 4th!

What were they celebrating? Not July 4th. There was no USA in B.C.

too many idiots out there this year – massive drought, worst in 1500 years and an entire genetic population of idiots will think it doesn’t apply to ‘them’… hope they blow themselves up. So sick & tired of this every year.

“A little crazy?” I think he went straight to maniacal!

I don’t mind the ordinary fire-crackers, but last night I could swear someone was setting off bombs across the street from me.

I’m just glad we got a lot of rain before the fourth where I live, as yeah, as others have noted, most would likely light them up without a thought about causing a fire in the neighborhood.

Fireworks? You means fire breathing dragon dinosaurs?

Looks just about right to me.

happy fourth of july