Strange Brew by John Deering for July 06, 2021

With a poke, poke here and a pry, pry there…

Looks like he had a visit from the men in black to me !

Growing that green stuff….

We understand that you had a cow that said a moo-moo here & a moo-moo there…. We at the E.I.E.I.O. wish to ascertain whether it actually amounted ‘everywhere a moo-moo.’ Likewise a dog saying woof….

Farmer Upjohn had a farm, L Y L Y W

It must have been the microchip in the vaccine that led them to him.

Okay, just don’t make a song and dance about it!

Yes, but with a tax tax here, and a tax tax there, I just couldn’t keep going.

Ve haf vays to make you sing!

We’re here to help you.

Must have been the pigs that squealed…

The Entity for Investigation of the Extrinsic Intelligence Organization.

He retired after doing the GEICO commercial. That was a funny one.

Mind if we take a look around? We’re looking for a run away child, maybe you have seen her? Take a quick look at these forty other missing people.

And is it true that, on that farm you had a cow?

Used to have a farm, but due to a combination of poor decisions and bad weather / disappointing crops and bank lending / debt and corporate takeover and climate change that farm subsidies failed to cover…

Once upon a time when I was a restaurant manager, a waitress came back to tell me “A guy from the government wants to see you.” Afterward, I explained to her that NCR, was National Cash Register.(He was there for a routine mataince check on ours.)

I’m guessing they think aliens stole his cow.

Your warranty is about to expire…

All good things gotta come to an end,

And it’s the same with the wildwood weed.

One day this feller from Washington came by,

And he spied it and turned white as a sheet.

Then they dug and they burned,

And they burned and they dug,

And they killed all our cute little weeds.

Then they drove away,

We just smiled and waved

Sittin’ there on that sack of seeds!

Y’all come back now, hear?

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Wildwood Weed

Jim Stafford, Ray Stevens

Charlotte’s warning “beware of the pigs.”

Old McGoldstein had a farm

E I E I Oy.

But on that farm he had no pigs

E I E I Oy.

Careful — those look like Men In Black who are looking for cattle to mutilate.