Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for July 17, 2021

LOL!

My elderly mom, God bless her, had a chair that would rise up to let her stand. It wasn’t a lounge chair but a launch chair. Of course it also was heated and did a massage.

She says that you probably have the instructions turned sideways.

Poor guy. He’s probably been that way for three days before his wife got to talk to a real person.

This certainly caused waves….

He musta done something to get the chair that far up in the air

Bare flesh on vinyl

“The manufacturer’s instructions are only their opinion of how the product should be used.” – Tim [The Tool Man] Taylor

Just a slight misunderstanding of how to use the product.

Well, at least his A$$ is relaxed.

Just press the on button already.

Shakedown joint.

They said put it back in the box and return it, you don’t have the IQ to operate that chair.

It looks like the chair is trying to, um, violate him. :-O

I actually had to call the fire dept. to rescue my husband from a Craftmaitic Bed that suddenly raised at both the head & foot ends, effectively fold him inside. He had MS, therefore mobility issues …(Or as I now call it CRAPmatic)

Is he expecting a happy ending?

Soooooo! That’s what happened to Dumb Donald and Dumb Dora from the original Match Game Starring Gene Rayburn got married. ;o)