The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 17, 2021

Too bad about the bra.

The parking lot told her should looked great too! Thank goodness for complimentary parking!

“You’re Tar-rific!”

Ace badinage.

Sssssh! Not so loud….

She always listened to her basic instincts.

this is just sheer nonsense…

I knew a diabetic once who thought she could have whatever she wanted because she was wearing her diabetic socks or shoes.

The hose knows!

I have support hose, I them as guard rails.

She seems a little knee-dy to me.

Especially if the job is a panty hose model.

Joe Namath is the interviewer.

She went in ready to “sock it to ’em”.

Is that Tara la Boom de A?

Tara was a little to old to pull off the Sharon Stone scene in Basic Instincts, but she was gonna give it a try.

Do firemen call their water lines “support hoses?”

Don’t get complacent. You really don’t want to go on a run.

Rumor has it that denounced President Nixon wore them too.

My support socks disappoint me every time.

Never mind hard knocks to the junk, I guess that’s why jocks wear athletic supporters.

Ta-ra-ra-BOOM-dee-ay!

Unfortunately, as in so many of these situations, she was the only one who could hear them talking to her. So shortly after acing the interview, she went away for a long rest . . .