Close to Home by John McPherson for July 15, 2021

I can’t even drink ice water without getting brain freeze. I don’t know anybody who is as sensitive as I am when it comes to brain freeze. I gave up on slurpees many years ago. Just way too difficult to drink so slow.

Oddly enough I never get brain freeze from ice cream, but I can from sherbet.

Must be a PRETTY SEVERE case of brain freeze for the EMTs to be summoned. Your average brain freeze goes away in a minute or two.

Everything will be OK, Sir. The lawyer isn’t far behind us.

Gotta say when the firemen who are also EMTs arrive to take care of you, they are a whole lot cuter than these yahoos!

A little hot broth and he’ll be as good as new.

Frat boy brain freeze? Pretty far fetched.

Yikes. Wonder how those who’ve eaten the El Diablo Tamasco Taco and Chili Combo are doing…..

There’s a lot of people with brain freeze who never even drank a Glacial Gorilla Gulp! LOL

It’s “funny”, my recently deceased wife never got a brain freeze she would get a pain in her “upper back” same “effect” different location. Never could figure it out. Me I always got a brain freeze.

It has been a hot summer. I’m thinking I would appreciate a brain freeze about now. Sometimes the hangover is worth it.

“We have to load him fast and get him to the ER… he has a critical case of sphenopalatine ganglioneuralgia!”

“What the heck is that? I thought he just had brain freeze?!”

“He does, I just always wanted to use the medical term for brain freeze!”

Idiots…

Reminds me of the time my buddy urged his young son and his friend to have a contest to see who could drink their slushy the quickest. There were no winners…

I love ice cream, but I have never gotten brain freeze. I must not be eating fast enough.

Aw, just stick him in the microwave.

Come on Bleeb, show ’em your beat and blow skills.

Texas Southern or Tennessee State?