Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for July 17, 2021

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    Stocky One  over 3 years ago

    But will it help?

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    Concretionist  over 3 years ago

    Hah. Not one of the US style protestant gods, then…

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    danketaz Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Too bad a lot of the disappointing things are being done in your name to make you proud of them.

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    STEPUP  over 3 years ago

    Well, He’s bound to run out of patience with us, and soon!! It seems the world, and everyone in it can’t make it worse than what it is right now!!

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    Jayalexander  over 3 years ago

    If they’re the Grapes of Wrath then everyone can have a good whine.

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    Asharah  over 3 years ago

    Am I my brother’s keeper?

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    Gent  over 3 years ago

    Pesky outer space aliens. Always spying on earth.

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    dflak  over 3 years ago

    I really cannot speak for the other major religions, but as for Christianity, if Christ were to revise his previous visit he would most likely be found in the homeless villages and would probably be tossed out of any Christian Church he showed up at.

    I can’t imagine him putting up with the cathedrals, rituals and clerical ranks of deacons, priests, bishops and archbishops that separate the laity from the pope or the top-down, dictatorial political structure of the Catholic Church.

    I suspect that he would find the current pope like his first pope, Peter: a nice guy, trying to do the right thing, but screwing up a lot in the process. I like St. Peter. He was nominated as the Apostle most likely not to get it. It seems that Jesus has him on the carpet almost every other Gospel. If Jesus can put a screw-up like him in charge of his church, then there is hope for me.

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    P51Strega  over 3 years ago

    It’s been thousands of years. Regardless of what the Bible may have promised or threatened, If there is a God, he owes man nothing. He could just get tired of Earth and forget about us. He may already have gone off and create another world with more pliable apex beings elsewhere.

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    Pickled Pete  over 3 years ago

    Best I just leave well enough alone..

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    AZCoyote  over 3 years ago

    He’s not giving us much help.

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    Ukko wilko  over 3 years ago

    We aren’t paying attention… I say go with wrath.

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    bobbyferrel  over 3 years ago

    I don’t know about Him but I’m disappointed.

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    Joe Cooker Premium Member over 3 years ago

    A true god would feel neither anger nor disappointment. Those are human emotions.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member over 3 years ago

    So that’s why evangelists are supporting a nut.. thanks buddy, the rest of us appreciate your work… NOT

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    Broacher  over 3 years ago

    What if he just unplugged the internet for a bit? (Worked on my kids.)

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    Michael G.  over 3 years ago

    Imagine their disappointment in you.

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    Lee26 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    The world is just what man wanted. Most want no part of God in their lives (heck, just read these comments). This is what happens when that happens. God will NOT force them to do anything. It is always OUR choice.

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    tudza Premium Member over 3 years ago

    So where are the grapes of disappointment stored?

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    walstib Premium Member over 3 years ago

    The vast majority of people I know aren’t “sinners” deserving eternal damnation. I think most people unconsciously follow the golden rule most of the time.

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    KEA  over 3 years ago

    Blame yourself, you made ’em.

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    Mighty Phavahg  over 3 years ago

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    Lola85 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Sorry, God, showing your disappointment won’t work. From what I’ve observed, few people feel any sense of shame for their bad acts any more. Nowadays, when someone does something that I would have felt incredibly guilty about, they revel in the attention they get.

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    Jml58  over 3 years ago

    GOD is not mad. GOD is disappointed.

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    wolfdad  over 3 years ago

    Look at the REAL picture, meat…(sad emoji)

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    Widdershins  over 3 years ago

    Ain’t gonna work, either way. :(

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    aussie399 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    And so the spread of socialism, don’t disappoint or upset the little darlings, give them all a prize, no one fails start

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