Scary Gary by Mark Buford for July 12, 2021

Shocked that they caught him

“…I hadn’t finished eating the victim when this officer showed up, but now I’m full thanks to the patent leather shoes on the final foot.”

Would love to hear this one!

Probably got into a kerfuffle at The Hammered Henchman!!!

Went beyond the minimum worth of goods you was allowed to steals, eh?

“Sir, does this little monster belong to you?”

The officer doesn’t look too amused…

Don’t bail him out, Gary.

…and don’t put beans in your ears.

Come on! Leopold could wiggle out of those cuffs and devour that cop….LOL!

Thought he would end up in the Pound.

The book Gary is reading? You would think the Twilight series or Vampire Diaries.

Nope. Harry Potter.

Put Leo in with the murderers and pedos! Talk about a win-win situation!

It ain’t easy being green.

I definitely would not want to be his cell mate.

That cop looks familiar…

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Leo, we ARE going to need the story of how you didn’t just kill everyone as usual and get away.

I’m surprised that he didn’t eat his way out of the problem…..

It’s hard to believe that those Keystone Kops actually captured Leopold. “Crazy story” indeed!

Finally I get to see the back of his head. why is it white and not pale?