Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for July 19, 2021

pssh. For him, that’ll be plenty.

Well, it’s enough to buy a bag of chips, which is pretty good eating for a fly

Bah. For a mayfly, invest in QuickPicks. If you win, you can be king for a day.

More of a may not fly…

Good while it lasted. Plenty more than needed for his retirement.

Considering today’s interest rates, $1.25 in one day is huge.

Can this be passed on to “offspring”?

Mayflies don’t really live through retirement.

Mayflies in July? Wouldn’t they be called Julyflies then?

A bi-weekly paycheck doesn’t cut it for a species that only lives 24 hours as an adult.

just like the. rest of us old codgers,

too old, too fast

Considering adult mayflies don’t eat, $1.25 might be more than enough.

Given he’ll be dead by midnight, it should be a tidy inheritance.

A lot of Mayflies don’t even make it through their normal one day life span, instead their life is cut painfully short when they end up plastered on car windshield.

Here’s your check, but you have to be over 18 years old to open an account.