The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 24, 2021

And I always thought it was poop. Is that Dr. Robin Wrenner?

Oh my gosh! Shocked, I am, at 1:47 a.m. LOL very very funny.

“Just make sure you’re spot on.”

“Be sure to write your name on the car.”

Visiting the Doctor. Let’s hope his illness is tweetable.

pretend it’s a beemer…

Darn it. Why is my cloaca always empty when I visit the doctor?

SavannahJim PREMIUM MEMBER less than a minute agoSometimes you’re the windshield. Sometimes you’re the bird expressing it’s disdain for your pointless labor spent washing your car for an hour.

Couldn’t they have just used a statue?

Ha ha ha ha!

LOL! Incentives of this nature work about every time!

Stay in there until you’re all pooped out.

The car should really be a convertible with an open roof.

Where’s the zip lock bag to put it into?

Deja vu! I read a cartoon on another provider today and they had a similar joke. But this one involved children swallowing those (out of the package). Does that really happen?

Apropos of nothing, coprolite is fossilised poop.

OK , I’ll admit it. Took me a while and a cup of coffee before I got it.

Shouldn’t have any trouble going. It’s been freshly washed and waxed.

Too funny . I just had to scrape some bird crap off my car this very morning.

I’ve read if a bird poops on you, you’ll have good luck for a year!

Took me a while, but funny.

Stool or urine?

Trick question! In birds it is both at the same time!