Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for July 26, 2021

oh, won’t this be fun

Alice will want to be the star.

Timmy Fretwork, famed Banjoioso, will provide musical accompliment.

Petey stirs the pot.

Miss Bliss comes from ‘Dogpatch’?

Miss Bliss has been hitting the pre-Little Actor’s Playhouse hooch. I know I would.

Good luck correcting her older brother, Madeleine.

Rumor is she’s, well let’s just say not a teetotaler.

Well if she is slurring her words it’s gonna be an epic camp this year.

With those kids in her class, who would blame her.

When Alice’s mother drives it looks like an old Jetson’s episode with the flying car!

I sense Lil actors going into revolt:/

Has Miss Bliss been hitting the vodka again before the kiddies arrive?

Tell that to Li’l Abner.

After a week with Alice, she will be slurring her words!

Miss Bliss is hammered?

Points extra for spelling li’l. The way-too-common version, lil’, really gets up my nose.

Does Miss Bliss smell burning toast?

Li’l Actors Playhouse will be a looneybin of Bliss!, ehh, Miss Bliss?