Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 20, 2021

Rat’s goals motivated him to hassle Steve Jobs into inventing the iPhone .

Rat shares the same concept as politicians. A phone and social media. Flame anyone who does not agree with their agenda.

Just remember, Rat, that they’re all judging you too.

Most people have both.

Rat is part of the 95%

Here come the judge, here come the judge…

All Rats are pretty much like Rodney Dangerfield.

Rat reminds me of the comic character Grelber whose motto is “Hate is Great” !

“Sitting around on my phone.” or Sitting around, on my phone. A comma can make a difference.

And most of it phone-y anger, too…

Congratulations, Rat. You is a social media justice warrior now.

I’m with you Rat!….Just got my first smart phone two months ago and can judge people and even take pictures to show others how I judge them! Life is Good!/s

What would Larry Croc say ?

Why isn’t Rat running for office?

All the lonely people. Where do they all come from?

well, I have the anger, but no phone.

I have a flip phone, but spend a lot of time on my iPad. Don’t do Facebook, though.

Makes me think of Matthew 7:1 – which is often misused, often taken out of context, often cut short – It’s not just “Judge not.”

Yeah. Lets ditch this coffee and head for the bar!

Must be awfully uncomfortable.

Phone? Maybe but don’t you just need an internet connection and a social platform

Rat. Same here. Great minds think alike.

I find sitting on my phone uncomfortable. I don’t think it does much for the phone either.

Why bother. Can’t change them. Your angst will eat out your insides in both the short and long run. Also, the standards you use to judge someone are being applied to you also. Beware. He who is without sin, cast the first stone…..

The biggest waste of time ever concocted !

I wonder why the walls in this diner are different colors.

(swipes left)

See B UTTONS reply count? Read them? Not a chance. But we could bring back the death penalty based on an internet jury of their peers who are required to have a blood test and fingerprint keyboard and their life’s record sent along to determine peer-ness. Just a thought from a retired IT pro.

Rat is way too practical for most of the other PBS cast members….

Rat has very low expectations for life.

Sitting around on your phone has now replaced sitting around on your ass?