The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 15, 2021

Learn how to spell!

That thing that looks like a dead whale over there is Gingrich.

“Dear, you might need a new prescription for your glasses.”

“If I newt your were coming I’d’ve baked a cake, hired a band…ah, sorry folks no clamming without a fishing license.”

…. w t eft….

I hope they get better. Life can be difficult when you’re turned into a newt.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZB5ig6vpQug

Why can’t it be a Newt, Non-Newt, Nude Newt and Nude Non-Newt beach?

Hey look fellows it Sal and Amanda !

Look out for geckos.

What are they looking at?

Oops!

DON’T LOOK, ETHEL! :o

the surfers look like that came as newts to them…

Someone read the brochure wrong…

Lizards hanging out.

Do you really want to go surfing naked? That seems like it could be painful.

“I got better.”

“Amphibians only!” in this whole section of the beach. Most of the other Salamanders have an are just a little bit along farther down the beach. There are some Frogs are about 4 feet farther down from that.

We’ll let Caecilians in – they like to be real close – like Zero feet away.

Wait ’til they visit Bear Mountain.

Take me to your lizard!

When enjoying a newt beach, be sure to put sunscreen on your lizard.

Problem is that one of them needs to get their hearing checked:

“I distinctly heard you tell me you wanted to try going to a newt beach!”

Excellent!

One big wave and their all history…

Seems a tad discriminatory.

I newt they shouldn’t go there.

How many newts could Newt neuter if Newt could neuter newts?

What if you’re gender newtral?

Well, their day is totally eft…

I got an extra laugh at the momma newt covering her child’s eyes — seems to me newts would be no more offended by naked humans than we are by naked horses or elephants.

Hey, it’s Amphibian Optional, leave them alone.

Covering one eye of the little newt. lol

The newts have suits!

A witch turned me into one once…

At that point, I’d have major shrinkage.

Newtonian Physicals at work.