They make automated kitty-boxes. Our grandkitty, Khan, has figured out that when he pokes his head in and then pulls it out, the comb runs. And THAT’S A LOT OF FUN!!
Until I hear more, I’m with Earl on this. How did this become Earl’s job? What else is Earl’s “job”? Is the cat equally his and his wife’s? Who takes care of the dog’s business?
Maybe I missed something (not having kids), but I’d rather clean the litter box than change diapers. Scoop once /day vs “JM&J and the wee donkey! I just changed you!”
Amazing how people seem to assume that the distasteful, messy, smelly jobs should be done by someone else (i.e., the woman of the house). Cleaning a cat box takes about 3 minutes—5 if you have to locate a trash bag to put it in. Much faster and easier than picking up dog poop in the yard or cleaning a toilet. In our household, the person who selects the pet is responsible for feeding, training, and cleaning up after it—man, woman, child. I always picked cats, who generally don’t binge-eat, who much prefer using a litter box, and you don’t need to bother trying to train them — just pop open the cat treat bag when you want them to come and provide some catnip-laced scratching posts and a cat tree (where they can look down on their kingdom).
Earl is the victim! His wife is being woke. She’s trying to cancel is culture. We need more restrictions on her to protect the integrity of Earl’s actions. /s
He is the one who wanted a cat. The odd thing is this cat clearly has access to the outdoors, known to cats as My Optimal Litter Box. My cats are hunters and wouldn’t use a litter box if I kept one.
Husband is a dog person, so we got a dog. He had a job that kept him very busy so I, who was not a dog person, got to feed and walk the dog. Dog and I got to be pals, he would come and say good night to me and slept by my side of the bed. Husband disappointed that dog didn’t pay more attention to him, but I am now a dog person too.
Preachin’ to the choir there, Earl? Man’s Best Friend in attendance. But, if I could convince my dog to poop in a box – or even my OWN DAMN YARD, that’s preferable to the mile-long walks she requires to “perform”.
“He that goeth about to persuade a multitude that they are not so well governed as they ought to be shall never want attentive and favorable hearers.” (Richard Hooker) Oh, well, he’s got one attentive hearer, at least – probably waiting to have his litter box cleaned.
willispate about 3 years ago
Earl: Well if you didn’t have these damn cats Woman…
EasternWoods about 3 years ago
One reason not to have pets
in.amongst about 3 years ago
Ah yes, the Grievance Industry and Litter….. so synonymous!
GreasyOldTam about 3 years ago
“Come and see the repression inherent in the system!! Help! help! I’m being repressed.”
jvo about 3 years ago
Well fair is fair, It is her job to pick up the doggy doo.
uniquename about 3 years ago
Of course, the dog is there to support him.
Concretionist about 3 years ago
They make automated kitty-boxes. Our grandkitty, Khan, has figured out that when he pokes his head in and then pulls it out, the comb runs. And THAT’S A LOT OF FUN!!
Say What? Premium Member about 3 years ago
A middle school student in his sixties.
GiantShetlandPony about 3 years ago
I’ve worked with people that will spend more time complaining about having to do something, than it took to do the something.
Doug K about 3 years ago
Until I hear more, I’m with Earl on this. How did this become Earl’s job? What else is Earl’s “job”? Is the cat equally his and his wife’s? Who takes care of the dog’s business?
sandpiper about 3 years ago
Say, Earl. You might get an audience if you hand out a few beers and try a little Karaoke. Worth a try.
Alexander the Good Enough about 3 years ago
If it’s like most dogs, that dog will be more than happy to clean out the semi-solid material it finds in the cat box…
LawrenceS about 3 years ago
The dog is only there to listen out of loyalty.
fusilier about 3 years ago
For a while, My Beloved and Darling Wife, Daughter #1 and Daughter #2 each had a kittycat to love and cuddle with on the couch.
Guess who scooped the poop.
fusilier, who rather likes the goldfish in the outside pond
James 2:24
Ignatz Premium Member about 3 years ago
Trade him. You take care of the cat, he takes care of the dog. That’ll show him.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 3 years ago
Sooooo old fashioned. He needs a go fund me page.
jessie d. about 3 years ago
The world is the feline’s bathroom and they be especially particular in where they squat, e.g. no golden bathtub at Trump’s place.
preacherman Premium Member about 3 years ago
I used to have cats in the house, but I’d let them go outside to do their business.
Dobby53 Premium Member about 3 years ago
Maybe I missed something (not having kids), but I’d rather clean the litter box than change diapers. Scoop once /day vs “JM&J and the wee donkey! I just changed you!”
GreenT267 about 3 years ago
Amazing how people seem to assume that the distasteful, messy, smelly jobs should be done by someone else (i.e., the woman of the house). Cleaning a cat box takes about 3 minutes—5 if you have to locate a trash bag to put it in. Much faster and easier than picking up dog poop in the yard or cleaning a toilet. In our household, the person who selects the pet is responsible for feeding, training, and cleaning up after it—man, woman, child. I always picked cats, who generally don’t binge-eat, who much prefer using a litter box, and you don’t need to bother trying to train them — just pop open the cat treat bag when you want them to come and provide some catnip-laced scratching posts and a cat tree (where they can look down on their kingdom).
dflak about 3 years ago
Earl is the victim! His wife is being woke. She’s trying to cancel is culture. We need more restrictions on her to protect the integrity of Earl’s actions. /s
mistercatworks about 3 years ago
He is the one who wanted a cat. The odd thing is this cat clearly has access to the outdoors, known to cats as My Optimal Litter Box. My cats are hunters and wouldn’t use a litter box if I kept one.
KEA about 3 years ago
America… land of the oppressed. (sarcasm)
Plods with ...™ about 3 years ago
Set the dog loose in there. Kittie Kookies will be gone.
oldlady07 Premium Member about 3 years ago
Husband is a dog person, so we got a dog. He had a job that kept him very busy so I, who was not a dog person, got to feed and walk the dog. Dog and I got to be pals, he would come and say good night to me and slept by my side of the bed. Husband disappointed that dog didn’t pay more attention to him, but I am now a dog person too.
eepeqez about 3 years ago
They’ve got a dog…
willie_mctell about 3 years ago
I don’t mind the litter box any more than taking out the trash. Anosmia.
Teto85 Premium Member about 3 years ago
Somebody needs to buy a Litter Robot.
Bilan about 3 years ago
Don’t bother taking down the podium. It’s going to be your turn to wash the dishes tonight.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 3 years ago
Don’t wait too long either.
SavannahJim Premium Member about 3 years ago
Preachin’ to the choir there, Earl? Man’s Best Friend in attendance. But, if I could convince my dog to poop in a box – or even my OWN DAMN YARD, that’s preferable to the mile-long walks she requires to “perform”.
keenanthelibrarian about 3 years ago
“He that goeth about to persuade a multitude that they are not so well governed as they ought to be shall never want attentive and favorable hearers.” (Richard Hooker) Oh, well, he’s got one attentive hearer, at least – probably waiting to have his litter box cleaned.
hariseldon59 about 3 years ago
This one would work as a Pickles strip.
JH&Cats about 3 years ago
That’s one devoted dog.
hagridogre 10 months ago
Pets have to be a 100% family consensus to have and raise. Yet another reason to not let children dictate pet ownership.