Scary Gary by Mark Buford for July 21, 2021

Gary, if it’s your B/D, where is Travis, Owen, Beatrice, and Zombie Baby?? They should help you celebrate!!!

And here Gary thought the party would be happy and gay! :D

Gosh, I thought Frank and Steve were such a happy couple!

You savage you.

I’m with Frank, overcooked squash is worth getting into a snit about.

I love documentaries!

They only wanted validation for their arguments. If they don’t happen in front of someone, they don’t really happen.

What squash? You mean the pile of WHITE, mashed potatoes on your plates?

Squash. For a birthday meal!! You got to be kidding…..

They drove home the benefits of not marrying Steve.

To think that he ruined perfectly good squash!!

OH, THE HUMANITY!! How low can you go??

That does it! We’re taking Gary for pizza and beer!!!!!!! Someone get a picture of him wearing a funny birthday hat. Oh, wait. That’s not gonna work, is it?! :)

Everyone’s got problems…oy

As I tell my husband, you complain about my cooking, you can cook it yourself. Since he can’t cook for anything and I spent my working years as a professional cook, he tends to like what I make so it’s not a problem. Though I would like to retire from cooking someday, I’ve been doing it since age 15 and wish I had married someone who knew how to cook.

Aww. A dinner-table family squabble between Frankie and Steve is ruining Gary’s birthday after all. Some Reform vamps just can’t win, ever…..