The Barn by Ralph Hagen for July 21, 2021

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    GROG Premium Member over 3 years ago

    5ake him to Chez Rory. That’ll teach him.

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    92.90638 Nb Eh?  over 3 years ago

    Farina?

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    pcolli  over 3 years ago

    Polenta?

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    akachman Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Rory, you’re so cute I can hardly stand it.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member over 3 years ago

    and a bottle of your best Dos Equis.

    Rory is the most interesting sheep in the world!

    He lives vicariously through himself.

    He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.

    When it is raining, it is because he is thinking of something sad.

    His wool never wrinkles.

    He is left-handed and right-handed.

    If he were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.

    On every continent in the world, there is a sandwich named after him. His hands feel like rich brown suede.

    Cuba imports cigars from him. Mosquitos refuse to bite him purely out of respect. In museums, he is allowed to touch the art.

    His business card simply says “I’ll call you.”

    He has won the lifetime achievement award, twice.

    He bowls overhand.

    He is fluent in all languages, including three that he only speaks.

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    Michael G.  over 3 years ago

    Ah. The perfect side dish for Crock Pot Lamb Shanks. Mm mm!

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    Jeffin Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Al fresco?

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    pheets  over 3 years ago

    All lambs have taste ;)

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    christelisbetty  over 3 years ago

    I have a cup of of Left over Fettuccine Alfredo in the frig. It has tuna and green peas mixed in.

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    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    Rory has fine taste in cuisine!

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    Shikamoo Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Now, where will you find that on a pasture?

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