Always wanted to write an old-school western, like Zane Grey or Louis Lamour, about the mysterious dark stranger who shows up in town one day. Immediately, the rumors start: “I heard he shot a man over in Sidewinder Gulch”.
The stranger overhears and corrects the rumormonger: “Friend, you heard wrong. I happen to come from Sidewinder Gulch Heights”.
dadoctah over 3 years ago
Always wanted to write an old-school western, like Zane Grey or Louis Lamour, about the mysterious dark stranger who shows up in town one day. Immediately, the rumors start: “I heard he shot a man over in Sidewinder Gulch”.
The stranger overhears and corrects the rumormonger: “Friend, you heard wrong. I happen to come from Sidewinder Gulch Heights”.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 3 years ago
And so it has remained to this very day.
Pharmakeus Ubik over 3 years ago
Cortez the Developer.
PoodleGroomer over 3 years ago
You name a development after a real visual observation. Welcome to Two Dogs Mating Meadows and Happy Puppy Acres.
Kaputnik over 3 years ago
I just wish that the King of Spain would stop trying to collect taxes from me.
Durak Premium Member over 3 years ago
Makes me think of the Eddie Izzard routine. “Do you have a flag?”
mistercatworks over 3 years ago
Holy Crestview Acres
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
So why don’t we celebrate Crestview Day?
ElwoodP over 3 years ago
Soon to be Crestview Acres ESTATES.
Linguist over 3 years ago
Hernando von Drump – acquisitive ancestor of an infamous failed and disgraced developer whose name is not to be spoken.
Cozmik Cowboy over 3 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AR2-OzyDRI
MFRXIM Premium Member over 3 years ago
I live in Quail Run, next to Wildlife Acres. Guess what’s missing now. But we do have European sparrows and starlings and weeds instead. :-(
StratmanRon over 3 years ago
Crestview Acres – Soon to open a senior living wing.
jpozenel over 3 years ago
Pre-Comic Sans?